About Us
Are you tired of
watching wig weavers, magic potion makers and hair relocators deride our
good looks by displaying frowning bald men and smiling hairy men in
their commercials? No one looks good frowning - with or without
hair! And every bald man who smiles is attractive - even Don
Rickles.
The hair restoration
industry has struck fear and anxiety in the hearts of millions of men
who now inspect their pates from every angle, searching for any sign of
hair loss and dreading each and every hair that collects on the shower
drain.
Don't be mislead by
this 2 billion-dollar industry that is trying to convince you that hair
is necessary for a happy life. Not only is it not necessary, it
can be an overwhelming burden. A recent television program about a
balding man revealed that he spends 30 minutes to an hour every day
rearranging his hair to cover his inevitable transition to
"perfection." He spends between 7 and 15 days every year
combing his hair, and that's only the time he spends in the
morning. He was only 45 years old. If he lives to be 75, he
will have spent a year, give or take a few days, hiding his bald spot.
Is it really worth the anxiety? Absolutely not!
1 billion dollars is
spent annually on these questionable "cover-ups," and another
billion is spent on a variety of pharmaceuticals designed to grow, slow
or prevent the loss of hair. This multi-billion dollar industry spends
millions trying to convince us that baldness is an unacceptable,
debilitating, humiliating, emasculating and depressing condition, and
too many men, who would be happier bald, spend thousands of dollars on
wigs that look like wigs, or on painful and expensive implants that look
like implants.
Can you imagine Michael
Jordan or Yul Brynner with hair?
Don't yield to the
their propaganda. Keep your money, keep smiling, and enjoy being the
person God meant you to be - bald! You will be much happier.
Won't you take a
stand and join Bald R Us today? Membership
is free and entitles you to discounts at numerous men's apparel
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