A recent national survey revealed that men of few follicles ranked at the top of the best-dressed list. "Distinguished" was the word used most often,  followed by "handsome" and "charming," when those surveyed where asked about bald men they knew personally. "Think about it." Said one Hollywood producer, "Almost without exception, when a bald man goes onscreen, their distinguished looks command the audiences attention and respect; Telly Savalas, Yul Brynner, Michael Jordan."

Wives and girlfriends of the hairy and hairless were asked to rank their partner's romantic abilities on a scale of 1 to 10. While those men lacking a bare pate were usually given a 5 or less, the men unencumbered by concern about their locks consistently scored at 7 and higher.  Could it be that men with hair are so distracted or enamored by their own tresses that they neglect the romantic wants and needs of their own life's love? Not to worry ladies, there is a bumper crop of "distinguished," "handsome" and "charming" men who are willing to put you first on their list.

By: Ynot Oksens
Capitol Hill Times